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07

May

Athleticism!

I went for a nice little trot yesterday, and for the first quarter mile, my knee sounded like someone put a bunch of wooden beads in a jar and shook it, it was cracking that much.  Rule #1: Don’t tear your ACL.

23

Apr

(Source: crippledefforts)

21

Apr

We watched moon last night.
I don’t think I would want to have feelings if I was a clone.
Gah.

We watched moon last night.

I don’t think I would want to have feelings if I was a clone.

Gah.

(Source: kudohs)

My__________ Roommate

mysomethingroommate:

Devious/unaware/slumbering. The Catholic left her basket of Easter candy on the counter in the kitchen, so I picked out all the blue and half the yellow Jelly Bellys and ate them.

On an unrelated note, the Russian is still snoozing.  It’s 3:30 in the afternoon.  To wake, or not to wake, that is the question.

19

Apr

Good grief.

I ate oatmeal and crazy bread for breakfast.  And coffee.

I am clearly a shining picture of health.

17

Apr

My__________ Roommate

90’s kid.After almost two full years of studying at a university where the gender ratio is roughly 7-3, girls to guys, I’ve become accustomed to being able to count the number of males in any given class on one hand.  When I waltzed into my Spanish Literature class to find only onehombreamongst 20 or so sororitychicas,I wasn’t surprised.  I dully noted his Brazilian good looks and swimmers physique as I dumped my semi-truck of a backpack into a chair in the third row.  But I was not about to get off so easily—sitting down unnoticed.Psh,yeah right.  Spotting a friend,el hombregathered his things andcaminoto the seat that was conveniently situated between his friend and myself.  And that’s when it happened. 

He tried to smoulder me.

You know how good looking people know they’re good looking, especially if they’re from Brazil, are on the swim team, and have an awkward tattoo thing on their arm? Yeah, well, Rafael had all of those things. And when he tried gazing into my eyes, trying to melt the butter of my corazon, I couldn’t help but snicker.  I had just seen him give the same heart-stopping look to our middle aged profesora. Oh Rafael, this is going to be a fun semester.


After class, The Redhead dutifully listened to my tale of love and woe and smoulder.  When I told her his name was Rafael, she cut off my story with a giggle.  “…Rafael was always my favorite ninja turtle.”

08

Apr

I did homework in the woods today.

It was pretty great.

jesuisperdu:

jacob wolf miller

30

Mar

(Source: soniabegonia91)

I forgot

my lunch.

Dangit.